Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old mistress quotes, mistress sayings, and mistress proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Art is a jealous mistress, and if a man have a genius for painting, poetry, music, architecture, or philosophy, he makes a bad husband and an ill provider.Anonymous
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Sometimes the character of the mistress is inferred from the dress of her maids.Jerome
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Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.William Wycherley
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A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.Matshona Dhliwayo
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A sailor's love for the sea is only matched by his mistress's salty kiss.Anthony T.Hincks
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The man that thinks he loves his mistress for her own sake is mightily mistaken.Francois de la Rochefoucauld
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Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.Jim Backus
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A lover's soul lives in the body of his mistress.Plutarch
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A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends.Lord Byron
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A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.William Wycherley
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The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her.Francois de la Rochefoucauld
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A whore may be naked, but a mistress is nude. We are talking class.James Kilpatrick
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Such mistress, such Nan,Such master, such man.Thomas Tusser
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A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way.Honoré de Balzac
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A man who marries his mistress leaves a vacancy in that position.Oscar Wilde
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Even a faithful mistress can be bent by constant threats.Propertius
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Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.Samuel Richardson