Monday Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old monday quotes, monday sayings, and monday proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.     

Unknown Author

The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.     

Unknown Author

Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really.     

Arthur Darvill

On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.     

H. Allen Smith

Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... 'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'     

Unknown Author

If only one of the presidential candidates would have the incentive to "make Mondays part of the weekend" into his platform. I think he would get a lot of votes.     

Unknown Author

Hey I know it's Monday but it's also a new day, a new week, and in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.     

Michael Ely

Dear Monday, thanks for having the word "mon" in you. That's French for "mine," in case you weren't aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as "my day," and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.      

Unknown Author

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.     

Unknown Author

If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it'll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.     

Unknown Author

For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.     

Unknown Author

Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.     

Tom Wilson

Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.      

Jarod Kintz

There are no miracles on Mondays.     

Amy Neftzger

Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!     

David Dweck

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code.     

Dan Salomon

I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.     

Leggy Saul

Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason.     

Gary Moll

Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.     

Unknown Author

If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.     

Unknown Author

Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.     

Unknown Author

Candy is nature's way of making up for Mondays.     

Rebecca Gober

Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.     

Roy Station

Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.     

Unknown Author

It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.     

Unknown Author