Mustache Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old mustache quotes, mustache sayings, and mustache proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.     

Billy Childish

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.     

Jason Sudeikis

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.     

John Oates

Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair.     

John Hodgman

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.     

Carrie Brownstein

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.     


Having a mustache and never smiling became a permanent component of my persona through the quaintly self-important decade of the seventies.     

John Oates

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.     

Rose Wilder Lane