Peanut Butter Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old peanut butter quotes, peanut butter sayings, and peanut butter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.     

Florence Fabricant

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.     

Jase Robertson

Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity.     

Diana Vreeland

Man can not live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.     

James A. Garfield

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.      

Charles M. Schulz

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.     

Bill Watterson

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.     

Dick Van Dyke

Love and happiness remind me of sticky peanut butter. When you spread them around, you can't help but end up getting some on yourself!     

Marsha Jordan

To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions!     

Greg Louganis

Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.     

Jozy Altidore

You know how you put peanut butter on a piece of bread and the bread falls - it never falls on the bread side down, it always falls peanut butter side down. That's because of gravity.     

J. B. Smoove