Pill Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old pill quotes, pill sayings, and pill proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.     

Joyce Brothers

Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt.     

B. Graham Dienert

A pill that the present moment is daily bread to thousands.     

Douglas William Jerrold

A sleeping pill will never take the place of a clear conscience.     

Eddie Cantor

The pill was the liberation of the spirit of women.     

Sonia Rykiel

Medicine is not only a science; it is also an art. It does not consist of compounding pills and plasters; it deals with the very processes of life, which must be understood before they may be guided.     


With every pill we have prescribed for us we should also be given a creative prayer, a suggested way to correct our destructive patterns of thought.     

Ernest Holmes