Pizza Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old pizza quotes, pizza sayings, and pizza proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Pizza is not just a plate of delicious food. It’s meant to be shared; it’s an invitation to gather around the table for community and conviviality. Pizza brings people together.      

Marc Vetri

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.     

Bill Murray

Anyone who says money can't buy happiness clearly has never spent their money on pizza.     

Andrew W.K.

Any pizza can be a personal one if you cry while you eat it.     

Aparna Nancherla

One of the best things about pizza night is the mood that comes with it. Memories, along with dinner, are in the making.      

Kathryn Kellinger

What I can tell you for sure is that pizza doesn’t come down to just recipes and formulas. It’s a craft.      

Tony Gemignani

Eating pizza is like having a little heaven in your nose.     

Will Advise

Dough with something on it just works.      

Peter Reinhart

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.     

Yogi Berra

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.     

Kevin James

And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza.     

Daria Morgendorffer

Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.     

Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Life is mostly pain and struggle; the rest is love and deep dish pizza.     

Benedict Smith

Pizza night is more than dinner; It’s confirmation that all the heaviness of the world will be held at bay—if only for a little while—by a combination of bubbling mozzarella, sweet fennel sausage, and balsamic-glazed radicchio.      

Suzanne Lenzer

The pizza world is a generous community, so there are very few secrets. This is because the truly great pizzaioli know that the real secret is in the craft itself, which is acquired only through relentless practice.      

Peter Reinhart

Great dough is what makes great pizza.      

Marc Vetri

Better ingredients, better pizza - it's not a slogan. It's a way of life.     

John Schnatter

You can't go wrong with pizza, unless it's terrible pizza.     

Andy Kindler

Pizza was made for television in so many ways: it is easy to heat up, easy to divide and easy to eat in a group. It is easy to enjoy, easy to digest and easy-going. It is so Italian!     

Yotam Ottolenghi

Pizza is like the entire food pyramid.     

Madeline Oles

When you experience greatness in anything, even pizza, it spills over into the rest of your life and changes you forever.      

Peter Reinhart