A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. Arthur Baer

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Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one. George Meany

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Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house. Alfred Hitchcock

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The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy: neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water. John W. Gardner

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Acting is not an important job in the scheme of things. Plumbing is. Spencer Tracy

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As far as making a living, if plumbing earned more, I'd probably do it. At least you can leave the job at home once the tools are put away. A writer works in his mind 24/7. James McBride

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One of my aims was to be paid as well as a plumber. Plumber was better-paid than any performance artist who was always doing this for free. It is so important to make a good living from art. You know, John Cage, until he was 60, he couldn't pay electricity. Marina Abramovic

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I recommend my students not to be professional unless they really have to be. I tell them, 'If you love music, sell Hoovers or be a plumber. Do something useful with your life.' Robert Fripp

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The practice of medicine is a thinker's art the practice of surgery a plumber's. Martin H. Fischer

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A guy digging ditches or a plumber wiping joints - it solves problems, you know? You have to dig this hole so wide, so long, so deep. You dig it, and that's it. Lee Marvin

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An American husband would never be at the office when the plumbing got clogged - he'd rush home to share it with his wife. Stanley Shapiro

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There's a great career back on Earth for us in, eh.. plumbing. Derek C.

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Everything I know about plumbing, I learned from playing Mario Brothers. Jenji Kohan

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I mean, plumbing is just an extremely profitable hobby. Howard Adler

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The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. Gene Roddenberry

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I been fixing the plumbing in here for ten years. I ain't never had to wear no tie before. Stephen King

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Looks like I'll never get away from plumbing. Working there by day and scrubbing here at night. My life goes by in bathrooms. Frederick Hazlitt Brennan

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You take plumbing and woman's nature: they're both unpredictable and filled with hidden mysteries. All man can do is serve them properly so they flow the way they're designed to. Alan Rudolph

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My creek in the rock set forth to install the plumbing / To some vessels He said 'supply', and 'drain' He said to others / And if there be a leakage / He commands the waters 'congeal!' / And they clot in obedience Laulindah Shiku

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I'm so handy, you already know / I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows / I'm so handy, I'll bring you up to code / When your dishwasher's about to explode George Astasio

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They got new inventions coming / Stead of outdoor, indoor plumbing / I just blew in from the windy city / The windy city is mighty pretty Paul Francis Webster

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Tired plumbing wakes me in the morning. / Shower runs hot, runs cold playing with me. / Well, I'm up for the down side Ian Anderson

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Never done dream for a while, / The pipeline was blocked, / So I learnt and done a bit of plumbing. / They say tomorrow never dies, / But he forgot to tell you 'you can'. Ed Sheeran

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The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing / She's independent she does her own plumbing Bob Mcdill

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Plumbing often varies in the various different countries / I like to crouch down and turn on those bidets / I'll have a cocktail, pick at my fingernails / And then I'll squat down for a wash to end the day Brad Roberts

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You'll see your mind expand and / Your perceptions grow more and more acute / And you can teach him plumbing and philosophy Jerry Bock

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I'm just serving crack from house to house / I'm out here plumbing (yeah) / She swear she the real, but no deal (yeah) Cody Osagie

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In the eyes of many lay people, plumber is simply someone who joins pipes together, running the water from one appliance to another. R. D. Treloar

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Few people appear to give much consideration to the depth of knowledge required to carry out the basic plumbing skills, or the trained professional's need to have a full understanding of related activities. R. D. Treloar

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In order to gain the respect you deserve as a professional in the field of plumbing, you have to show respect for the views of others. R. D. Treloar

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