Pms Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old pms quotes, pms sayings, and pms proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Got those moods a swinging, tears a slinging, nothing fits me, when it hits me, ranting, raving, misbehaving, PMS blues.     

Dolly Parton

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.     

Roseanne Barr

Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

Robert A. Heinlein

PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.


Honey, the only experts in PMS are men. That's why men are so good at fighting wars; they learned Escape and Evade at home.

Linda Howard

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