Ponytail Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old ponytail quotes, ponytail sayings, and ponytail proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


If at first you don't succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.     

Source Unknown

A slick ponytail is a great way to add a modern, minimal look to your outfit.     

Brad Goreski

You rarely get a convincing lecture on playing to your strength from a bald guy with a ponytail.      

Dana Gould

A chignon is an elegant twist on the ponytail and perfect for formal occasions. But it's also an easy and practical choice that works anytime you want to keep hair off your face.     

Dante Pronio