Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old pumpkin quotes, pumpkin sayings, and pumpkin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.Harland Williams
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Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.Dana Gould
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.Mitchell Burgess
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Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.Garrison Keillor
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The pumpkin is a uniquely American plant, widely regarded as one of the most magical plants in all the world.Seth Adam Smith
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Once a pumpkin, always a pumpkin.Billy Corgan
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Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.John Oliver
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The pumpkin itself is a symbol for mortality.Seth Adam Smith
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Talking about pumpkins doesn't make them grow.Alexander Mccall Smith
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We fancy men are individuals; so are pumpkins; but every pumpkin in the field goes through every point of pumpkin history.Ralph Waldo Emerson
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You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.Jade Puget
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Then, once the pumpkin has found its place, it blossoms into a fruit that towers above all others. And when the pumpkin is ripe, it's a veritable life-giving force.Seth Adam Smith
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We have a wide variety of pumpkins and a full spectrum of people.Dave Groemm
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Leaves are falling and the garden is mostly asleep, and the house smells like pumpkin and apple everything. Betsy Canas Garmon
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Someone, I don’t know who, probably a monster, thought it would be a good idea to combine pumpkin spice and pizza, two things that go together like peanut butter and snow tires.Jimmy Kimmel
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Yes, it’s that special time of year where we voluntarily drink pumpkin spiced lattes, the coffee that tastes like a candle.John Oliver
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The world shall now transform into pumpkin everything. Keith Wynn