Pumpkin Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old pumpkin quotes, pumpkin sayings, and pumpkin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.     

Harland Williams

Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.     

Dana Gould

The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget.     

Mitchell Burgess

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.     

Garrison Keillor

The pumpkin is a uniquely American plant, widely regarded as one of the most magical plants in all the world.     

Seth Adam Smith

Once a pumpkin, always a pumpkin.     

Billy Corgan

Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.     

John Oliver

The pumpkin itself is a symbol for mortality.     

Seth Adam Smith

Talking about pumpkins doesn't make them grow.     

Alexander Mccall Smith

We fancy men are individuals; so are pumpkins; but every pumpkin in the field goes through every point of pumpkin history.     

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Halloween emotions.     

Jade Puget

Then, once the pumpkin has found its place, it blossoms into a fruit that towers above all others. And when the pumpkin is ripe, it's a veritable life-giving force.     

Seth Adam Smith

We have a wide variety of pumpkins and a full spectrum of people.     

Dave Groemm

Leaves are falling and the garden is mostly asleep, and the house smells like pumpkin and apple everything.      

Betsy Canas Garmon

Someone, I don’t know who, probably a monster, thought it would be a good idea to combine pumpkin spice and pizza, two things that go together like peanut butter and snow tires.     

Jimmy Kimmel

Yes, it’s that special time of year where we voluntarily drink pumpkin spiced lattes, the coffee that tastes like a candle.     

John Oliver

The world shall now transform into pumpkin everything.      

Keith Wynn