Queer Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old queer quotes, queer sayings, and queer proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Girls are so queer you never know what they mean. They say No when they mean Yes, and drive a man out of his wits for the fun of it.     

Louisa May Alcott

The queerness doesn't matter so long as they're friends.     

L. Frank Baum

When a man does a queer thing, or two queer things, there may be a meaning to it, but when everything he does is queer, then you begin to wonder.     

Arthur Conan Doyle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you gifts with one hand, and stabs you in the back with the other.     

C.P. Snow

History looks queer when you're standing close to it, watching where it is coming from and how it's being made.     

Janet Flanner

It is a queer thing, but imaginary troubles are harder to bear than actual ones.     

DOROTHY DIX

The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.     

Rita Mae Brown