Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old shower quotes, shower sayings, and shower proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.Josh Groban
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There were some sprinkles or light drizzle but nothing of importance.Barry Goldsmith
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If the water doesnt evaporate, Your shower isn't hot enough.Anonymous
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Sweat cleanses from the inside. It comes from places a shower will never reach.George Sheehan
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Taking 30 minutes to shower because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life..Anonymous
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What's more awkward than doing a shower scene? Rehearsing a shower scene.Cobie Smulders
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Information gently but relentlessly drizzles down on us in an invisible, impalpable electric rain.Hans Christian von Baeyer
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People who claim that they don't pee in the shower can't be trusted. Anonymous
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When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off.Ace Frehley
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Love is like the rain. It comes in a drizzle sometimes. Then it starts pouring and if you're not careful it will drown you.Edwidge Danticat
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Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her.Scott Baio
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Everyone who's ever taken a shower has an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does something about it that makes a difference.Nolan Bushnell
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Drizzle happiness wherever you go.A.D. Posey
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A drainless shower of light is poesy: 'tis the supreme of power; Tis might half slumbering on its own right arm.John Keats
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Such is our need to shower blame on some distant entity when it is we who lack the courage to face up to what is there before us.Jose Saramago
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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.Anonymous
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One cold shower in morning, is a great and unexpected from you.Deyth Banger
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Violent exercise is like a cold shower: you think it does you good because you feel better when you stop.
Robert Quillen
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April showers bring may flowers. Also headaches to mother from kids indoors for hours.Evan Esar
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A shower isn't the only place where if you make one wrong turn you find yourself in hot water .Evan Esar
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Shower the people you love with love .Brian Hall
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God's hill and the places round about it receive showers of blessing in order that they may be made a blessing.William Landels
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Tears are summer showers to the soul.Alfred Austin
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Woman didn't get the short end of every stick. At least God gave us handheld massaging shower heads.Rhann Morgan
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Should we grieve over a little misplaced charity, when an all knowing, all wise being showers down every day his benefits on the unthankful and undeserving.Francis Atterbury
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To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultiate happiness.Robert Brault
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Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business.Gregory David Roberts
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Just as you wouldn't leave the house without taking a shower, you shouldn't start the day without at least 10 minutes of sacred practice: prayer, meditation, inspirational reading.Marianne Williamson
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It is not light that we need, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake.Frederick Douglass
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God seeks to shower blessings on His people.Psalm 144:15