Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old tequila quotes, tequila sayings, and tequila proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Tequila is not even a drink; it's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.Dylan Moran
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Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.Saru Singhal
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Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.unknown
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If you want to make some memories, add some tequila.unknown
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Take life with a pinch of salt
A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime
Do nothing at all
But take your time.John Walter Bratton
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It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.Jimmy Buffett
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And no one drank just one shot of tequila.Kristin Hannah
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Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.Saleem Sharma
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If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.Alida Nugent
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Life is better with Tequila.unknown
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Tequila probably won't fix your problems, but it's worth a shot.unknown
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At least you do' need a prescription for tequila.Rachel Vincent
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Tequila is like acid in a glass.Greg Proops
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Drinking tequila is more about the journey than the destination.Rainbow Rowell
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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.George Carlin
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When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.Sanjaya Malakar
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Tequila is like Duck tape, it fixes damn nearly everything.unknown
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I am well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea, I'd rather be someone's shot of tequila anyway!unknown
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We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.Justin Timberlake
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Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.Lee Marvin
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.Ron White
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An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.Tori Amos