Toothache Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old toothache quotes, toothache sayings, and toothache proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Music helps not the toothache.     

George Herbert

When you have a toothache, you think that not having a toothache will make you very happy. But when you don't have a toothache, often you are still not happy. If you practice awareness, you suddenly become very rich, very very happy.     

Nhat Hanh

Love and toothache have many cures, but none infallible, except possession and dispossession.     

Benjamin Franklin

For there was never yet philosopher, That could endure the tooth-ache patiently.     

Leonato

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.     

Richard Baxter

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.     

George Bernard Shaw

Toothaches afflict those who have no compassion for animals.     

Nachman of Breslov

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.     

Richard Baxter

A toothache will cost a battle, a drizzle cancel an insurrection.     

Vladimir Nabokov

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.     

George Bernard Shaw

If only this toothache would go away, I could write another chapter on the problem of pain.     

C. S. Lewis

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.     

Mae West

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.     

Henry Bulwer

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound.     

George Bernard Shaw

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.     

Ogden Nash

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.     

Mason Cooley

You remind me of someone with a bad toothache who's hitting herself in the head with a hammer to distract herself from the pain in her mouth.     

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

A toothache, or a violent passion, is not necessarily diminished by our knowledge of its causes, its character, its importance or insignificance.     

T. S. Eliot

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.     

Joseph Barbera

I think, therefore I am' is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.     

Milan Kundera