While Fridays and Saturdays may get all the glory, Tuesday isn’t too shabby. It’s definitely heaps better than Monday, and who doesn’t enjoy Taco Tuesdays? Below you’ll find a collection of humorous Tuesday quotes.
Tuesday's are really just Monday's dressed in their Sunday best.unknown
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Tuesday's child is full of grace.unknown
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Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.Anonymous
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Tuesday is Monday's ugly sister.unknown
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Ahhhhh Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn't get done on Monday- and push them off until Wednesday.unknown
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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday.unknown
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Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.unknown
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I am having Mondy feeling towards Tuesday.unknown
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Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.unknown
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Tuesday is the day I actually start the week, Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.unknown
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It's TUESDAY! And since itsCHOOSEDAY: Choose to Smile. Choose to be Happy. Choose to Love. Choose to Bless. Choose to be a Blessing. Choose to be Humble. Choose to be Patient. Choose to be Kind...and above all. Choose God to guide your Life. HAPPY TUESDAY!unknown
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Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You're just Monday's ugly cousin.unknown
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Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.unknown
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TUESDAY Just another word for Monday.unknown
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TUESDAY I can't even see the weekend from here.unknown
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Tuesday means we're a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.unknown
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Tuesday is the new Monday.unknown
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Tuesday is my favorite day of the week. That's cleaning day.Jim Miller
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I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be fine.Doug Sanders
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The years roll on and seasons pass, / And find us as we were, / And this Shrove Tuesday finds us yet / Sworn friends unto our Beer.John Prior
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And each Shrove Tuesday since that day has added to the tale / Of deeds that Brasenose men can do inspired by Brasenose Ale.John Prior
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It was on Shrove Tuesday (if the date you wish to fix, / Three centuries since then have passed and years some forty-six), / And savoury steamed the lordly beef, and gaily smoked the mutton, / And by the side of Bishop Smith sat stout Sir Richard Sutton.John Prior
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Of all the Tuesdays in the year, / Shrove Tuesday's mine most clearly; / For then we get such lots of beer, / And I love beer most dearly.John Prior
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Then I bethought me, with a heart-wrung sigh, / That the sad hour was nearing and was nigh, / When sweet Shrove Tuesday should no longer bring / The Ale we drank, the song we used to sing.John Prior
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Shrove Tuesday here again! but what a change / Since at the Freshmen's table I devoured / Pancakes and apple-fritters; all was strange, / No duns had harassed then, no schools had soured.John Prior
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Shrove Tuesday here again! and down each row / The flagons pass, soon emptied to the lees; / These — these at least no disenchantment know : — / But John — a glass of toast and water, please.John Prior
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On Tuesday last, / A falcon, towering in her pride of place, / Was by a mousing owl hawked at and / killed.William Shakespeare
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On Monday, man may be hysterical with doom, and on Tuesday you will find him opening the Doomsday Bar & Grill and settling down for another thousand years of terrifying queerness.E.B. White
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We never know what a week from next Tuesday is going to hold. It may be an ordinary day filled with quite regular activities and demands. Most of the time that is exactly what a week from next Tuesday will hold.Matthew Rich
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Tuesday had always been our day together. Most of my courses with Morrie were on Tuesday, he had office hours on Tuesdays, and when I wrote my senior thesis . . . it was on Tuesdays that we sat together. . . . We're Tuesday people.Mitch Albom