Twisted Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old twisted quotes, twisted sayings, and twisted proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

It is not the monsters we should be afraid of; it is the people that don't recognize the same monsters inside of themself. Shannon L. Alder
The best secrets are the most twisted Sara Shepard
Glory is reserved for the twisted minds. Charlyn Khater
They were the screams of riders torn apart by the twisted reflections of their own inner selves. Neal Shusterman
Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how. Laurie Halse Anderson
People are more twisted than people think. Brad Meltzer
Fate has a twisted sense of humor. Amelia Atwater-Rhodes
Between thought and spoken word is a gap where intention can enter, the symbol be twisted aside, and the lie come to be. Ursula K. Le Guin
No matter how damaged we were by our lives, we are whole when we are together Jaden Wilkes
Without pride, man becomes a parasite – and there are already too many parasites. Carla H. Krueger
Too often the past has been twisted to fit the visions and agendas of the present. Thomas Sowell
Don't be lookin up at no sky for help. Look down here, at us twisted dreamers. D.B.C. Pierre
Surely the vogue of those twisted and contorted human figures must be as short as it is artificial. Harriet Monroe
Conditioning obstructs our view of reality. We do not see IT in its suchness because of our indoctrination, crooked and twisted. Bruce Lee
Ego and pride is a two headed twist. T.F. Hodge
We're all kind of weird and twisted and drowning Haruki Murakami
The little reed, bending to the force of the wind, soon stood upright again when the storm had passed over. Aesop
Blessed are the hearts that can bend they shall never be broken. Albert Camus
The strong hands of God twisted the crown of thorns into a crown of glory and in such hands we are safe. Charles Williams
Much bending breaks the bow much unbending the mind. Francis Bacon
Insecurity twists meanings and poisons trust. In a closely beleaguered city every sentry is a potential traitor. Graham Greene
A bend in the road is not the end of the road. Unless you fail to make the turn. Helen Keller
No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted. Hunter S. Thompson
The camera is not merely a reflecting pool and the photographs are not exactly the mirror, mirror on the wall that speaks with a twisted tongue. Lee Friedlander
Perception is created and twisted so quickly. Louis C. K.
happiness is a garden wall with glass there's no way in or out. In Paradise, there are no stories because there are no journeys. It's loss and regret and misery and yearning that drive the story forward, along its twisted road. Margaret Atwood
You may write me down in history with your bitter, twisted lines. You may trod me in the very dirt, but still, like dust, I'll rise. Maya Angelou
Twisted and perverse are the ways of the human mind, Jane intoned. Pinocchio was such a dolt to try to become a real boy. He was much better off with a wooden head. Orson Scott Card
I think I have a pattern of nice and lovely and then dark and twisted. Ryan Murphy
How many hopes and fears, how many ardent wishes and anxious apprehensions are twisted together in the threads that connect the parent with the child Samuel Griswold Goodrich