Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old witty quotes, witty sayings, and witty proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.William Shakespeare
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Many a witty inspiration is like the surprising reunion of befriended thoughts after a long separation.Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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Witty inspirations are the proverbs of the educated.Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.George Meredith
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To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.Andre Maurois
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Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world. Society swarms with witty people who lack talent.Antoine Rivarol
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You can pretend to be serious; but you can't pretend to be witty.Sacha Guitry
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A witty saying proves nothing.Voltaire
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Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.Christian Nestell Bovee
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Wit is the appearance, the external flash of imagination. Thus its divinity, and the witty character of mysticism.Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel
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People who can't be witty exert themselves to be devout and affectionate.George Eliot
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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.Jane Austen
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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.Mark Twain
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Humor is an antidote to all ills.Patch Adams
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Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.Grenville Kleiser
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Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.Evan Davis
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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are. H.N. Turteltaub
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Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.Friedrich Nietzsche