Annoying People Sayings and Quotes

All humans have quirks, although some are more tolerable than others. Those who have worked in customer service are familiar with the challenges of working with the public, fielding an onslaught of annoyances. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous quotes about annoying people.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.     

Isaac Asimov

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.     

Don Herold

I know nothing more annoying when people I don't know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or speculation.     

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Most people are full of themselves and speak only the obnoxiously superficial, in other words they're annoying as hell.     

Novala Takemoto

Don't invite annoying people into your life, and set ground rules for the ones you inherited.     

Alan Robert Neal

Some people just don't get that I'll rather talk to a wall than them.     

Francine Chiar

It's not annoying if only a couple of people come up. If a bunch of them crowd around me, it's annoying.     

Brian Bonsall

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.     

George Bernard Shaw

Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.     

Mason Cooley

In some cases, I quite like irritating people who need to be irritated.     

Robert Smith

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.     


I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that.     

Tom Lehrer

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'     

Bo Burnham

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.     

Kin Hubbard

Being natural is one of the most irritating poses I know in people.     

Alexander Theroux

I don't hate you, you're just the most annoying person in my life.     

Rebecca Sparrow

Some people have so little going on in their lives, they would rather discuss yours.     

Rashida Rowe

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.     

Harold Coffin

Unless your name is GOOGLE, Don`t act as if you know everything.     


I think people who lack humility are really annoying.     

Emily Vancamp

People who annoy people; they are the luckiest people in the world.     

Howie Mandel

I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.     

Michelle Wie

I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they're like 'nevermind'.     

Bob Bobby

I find impressionists slightly annoying, really.     

Steve Coogan

Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.     

Oliver Wendell Holmes

There is no use whatsoever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb himself.     

Andrew Carnegie

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like.     

Will Smith

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.     

Dave Barry

It is really irritating to work with irritating people.     

Joshua Ferris

Annoying people with no class at all should stay far away from computers!     

Vianka Van Bokkem