Alfred Hitchcock Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old alfred hitchcock quotes, alfred hitchcock sayings, and alfred hitchcock proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.      

Alfred Hitchcock

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out     

Alfred Hitchcock

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.     

Alfred Hitchcock

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.     

Alfred Hitchcock

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.     

Alfred Hitchcock

I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Self-plagiarism is style.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.     

Alfred Hitchcock

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds, just something that comes out of the mouths of people whose eyes tell the story in visual terms.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Puns are the highest form of literature.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Mystery is an intellectual process... But suspense is essentially an emotional process.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Suspense is like a woman. The more left to the imagination, the more the excitement.     

Alfred Hitchcock

For me, suspense doesn't have any value if it's not balanced by humor.     

Alfred Hitchcock

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.     

Alfred Hitchcock

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime     

Alfred Hitchcock