Anonymous Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old anonymous quotes, anonymous sayings, and anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Some beach somewhere, there's a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair. Palm trees are growing, warm breezes blowing. I picture myself there, some beach somewhere.      

Anonymous

Beach Rules: Soak up the sun. Ride the waves. Breathe the salty air. Feel the breeze. Build sandcastles. Rest, relax, reflect. Collect seashells. Bare-feet required.      

Anonymous

The beach is a great place to relieve the soul-crushing stress you build up in the traffic going to the beach.     

Anonymous

A walk on the Beach is worth a Thousand Words_      

Anonymous

Come to the beach, Where the sea is blue, And little white waves come running at you. A wave comes splashing, Over your toes. You just stand still, and away it goes. We'll build a castle down by the sea, and look for shells if you'll come with me.      

Anonymous

Our memories of the ocean will linger on, long after our footprints in the sand are gone.      

Anonymous

Softball: Where good girls steal      

Anonymous

It doesn't sparkle but I guard this diamond with my life.      

Anonymous

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.      

Anonymous

Sweat dries, blood clots, bones heal, suck it up princess. This is softball.      

Anonymous

Softball isn't a one woman sport, there's 11 other girls who become your sisters. And don't forget that you win as a team and lose as a team.     

Anonymous

Softball player- a girl who, once steps onto the field, is transformed from daddy's-little-girl_into a fierce, unrelenting competitor who will stop at nothing in order to win a game. Characteristically_with dirt all across her face, ratted sweaty hair, bloody knees, and dirt stained socks and uniform. She's diligent hard worker who knows the real meaning of teamwork, spirit, and fearing nothing. Contradictorily she personifies all of this while she still wears cute, color coordinated hair ribbons and sleeve straps.      

Anonymous

It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.      

Anonymous

Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.     

Anonymous

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday. Welcome back weekend.      

Anonymous

Things people say: It's Friday! Things self-employed people say: It's Friday?     

Anonymous

Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday.     

Anonymous

If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.     

Anonymous

Thursday, which is 'Friday Eve' in Optimisian.      

Anonymous

Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's 'Friday Night' Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.      

Anonymous

My boss yelled at me yesterday 'It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?' I said, 'Probably that it's Friday?'      

Anonymous

Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.      

Anonymous

I'm so sad it's Friday. I wish it was Monday already' said No one in history, ever.     

Anonymous

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It's not me, It's you.      

Anonymous

I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.      

Anonymous

It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.      

Anonymous

Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?     

Anonymous

Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision.      

Anonymous

Concerning football (soccer) playing, I protest to you it may rather be called a friendly kind of fighting, rather than recreation     

Anonymous

The only people I owe my loyalty to are those who never made me question theirs.     

Anonymous