Anonymous Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old anonymous quotes, anonymous sayings, and anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


What an Aries wants, an Aries gets.     

Anonymous

If you have a connection you'll know it immediately because an Aries is either into you in a big way or not at all.     

Anonymous

An Aries will see through your lies like glass.     

Anonymous

A Taurus always appears to be calm and steady even when they feel like punching in the face.     

Anonymous

The tighter you try to hold on to a taurus the more they will slip through your fingers.     

Anonymous

A taurus will resent you for years if you do not apologize to them for being wrong and absolutely proclaim that they were right all along.     

Anonymous

Roses are red, violets are blue, the sun is hot and so are you.     

Anonymous

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.     

Anonymous

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?     

Anonymous

My parents told me angels aren't real. I used to believe them, but then I saw you.     

Anonymous

You remind me of my next girlfriend.     

Anonymous

Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?     

Anonymous

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.     

Anonymous

Hey beautiful! You must be tired after running all day in my mind.     

Anonymous

If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodbye.     

Anonymous

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.     

Anonymous

For my own style, I love vintage. 60's and 70's are my favorite. I love baby doll dresses and the soft colors. I try to mix a little bit of modern into that - maybe I'll wear it with boots. At my school we wear a uniform, but we have one day a week we can wear whatever we want.     

Anonymous

I promise to take care of you when you are old but the first time you hit me with your crane, I'll wash your dentures in toilet water.     

Anonymous

May your love for each other always shine brightly! Well wishes on your engagement!     

Anonymous

Engagement marks the apex of a relationship's love and happiness. It's all downhill from here. Congratulations.     

Anonymous

On this Thanksgiving day, let us be grateful that we were not born turkeys.     

Anonymous

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.     

Anonymous

Libras hate to see others hurthing, but when you irritate them their temper can be destructive.     

Anonymous

No need to give Libra orders. They won't obey them anyway.     

Anonymous

Blaze all way to the Libra back to the cheater.     

Anonymous

Libras receive great pleasure by pleasing and helping others.     

Anonymous

As a Libra you win people over with your charm.     

Anonymous

A libra is skilled enough to be one step ahead, but make you believe they are one step behind.     

Anonymous

Becoming healthy is the best decision I have ever made.     

Anonymous

A true cowboy knows love, pain and shame but never cares about fame.     

Anonymous