Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Bill Murray quotes, Bill Murray sayings, and Bill Murray proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.Bill Murray
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Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.Bill Murray
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Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy.Bill Murray
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They say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.Bill Murray
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It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it'd damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.Bill Murray
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Melancholy is kind of sweet sometimes, I think. It's not a negative thing. It's not a mean thing. It's just something that happens in life, like autumn.Bill Murray
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The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.Bill Murray
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People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.Bill Murray
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I always like to say to people who want to be rich and famous, try being rich first. See if that doesn't cover most of it.Bill Murray
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Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.Bill Murray
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I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.Bill Murray
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Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.Bill Murray
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Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go.Bill Murray
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It pays off in your life when you’re in an elevator and people are uncomfortable. You can just say, ‘That’s a beautiful scarf.’ It’s just thinking about making someone else feel comfortable. You don’t worry about yourself, because we’re vibrating together. If I can make yours just a little bit groovier, it’ll affect me. It comes back, somehow.Bill Murray
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The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.Bill Murray
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.Bill Murray
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Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.Bill Murray
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It's Christmas Eve! It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. It's a miracle. It's really a sort of a miracle. Because it happens every Christmas Eve. And if you wate that miracle, you're gonna burn for it, I know what I'm talking about.Bill Murray
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People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.Bill Murray
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My favorite things about New York is the people because I think they're misunderstood. I don't think people realize how kind New York people are. Bill Murray