Bill Murray Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Bill Murray quotes, Bill Murray sayings, and Bill Murray proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it. Bill Murray
Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. Bill Murray
Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. Bill Murray
They say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant. Bill Murray
It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it'd damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person. Bill Murray
Melancholy is kind of sweet sometimes, I think. It's not a negative thing. It's not a mean thing. It's just something that happens in life, like autumn. Bill Murray
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself. Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. Bill Murray
I always like to say to people who want to be rich and famous, try being rich first. See if that doesn't cover most of it. Bill Murray
Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. Bill Murray
I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter. Bill Murray
Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse. Bill Murray
Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go. Bill Murray
It pays off in your life when you’re in an elevator and people are uncomfortable. You can just say, ‘That’s a beautiful scarf.’ It’s just thinking about making someone else feel comfortable. You don’t worry about yourself, because we’re vibrating together. If I can make yours just a little bit groovier, it’ll affect me. It comes back, somehow. Bill Murray
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything. Bill Murray
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure. Bill Murray
Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired. Bill Murray
It's Christmas Eve! It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. It's a miracle. It's really a sort of a miracle. Because it happens every Christmas Eve. And if you wate that miracle, you're gonna burn for it, I know what I'm talking about. Bill Murray
People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. Bill Murray
My favorite things about New York is the people because I think they're misunderstood. I don't think people realize how kind New York people are. Bill Murray