Bill Watterson Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bill watterson quotes, bill watterson sayings, and bill watterson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.      

Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.     

Bill Watterson

Girls are like slugs they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.     

Bill Watterson

It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.      

Bill Watterson

So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they're already met?     

Bill Watterson

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.     

Bill Watterson

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.     

Bill Watterson

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.     

Bill Watterson

What state do you live in? Denial.     

Bill Watterson

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.     

Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.     

Bill Watterson

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!     

Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.     

Bill Watterson

Mothers are the necessity of invention.     

Bill Watterson

Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.     

Bill Watterson

It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.     

Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be a part so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.     

Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.     

Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.     

Bill Watterson

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!     

Bill Watterson

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.     

Bill Watterson

Genius is never understood in its own time.     

Bill Watterson

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.     

Bill Watterson

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.     

Bill Watterson

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.     

Bill Watterson

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.     

Bill Watterson

I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a dessertarian.     

Bill Watterson

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.     

Bill Watterson

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.     

Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.     

Bill Watterson