Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Bill Watterson quotes, Bill Watterson sayings, and Bill Watterson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.Bill Watterson
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.Bill Watterson
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.Bill Watterson
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A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.Bill Watterson
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Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?Bill Watterson
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Repetition is the death of magic.Bill Watterson
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.Bill Watterson
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.Bill Watterson
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There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.Bill Watterson
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It must be hard to cook if you anthropomorphisize your vegetables.Bill Watterson
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In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.Bill Watterson
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Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.Bill Watterson
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If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?Bill Watterson
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.Bill Watterson
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A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.Bill Watterson
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?Bill Watterson
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.Bill Watterson
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.Bill Watterson
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You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting.Bill Watterson
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.Bill Watterson
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.Bill Watterson
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.Bill Watterson
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God put me on this Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I am so far behind I will never die.Bill Watterson
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.Bill Watterson
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.Bill Watterson
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Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.Bill Watterson
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It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.Bill Watterson
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I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.Bill Watterson
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.Bill Watterson
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.Bill Watterson