Bob Hope Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bob hope quotes, bob hope sayings, and bob hope proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.     

Bob Hope

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?      

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.     

Bob Hope

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.     

Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.     

Bob Hope

You know you're getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.     

Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.     

Bob Hope

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.     

Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.     

Bob Hope

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.     

Bob Hope

When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things—not the great occasions—give off the greatest glow of happiness.     

Bob Hope

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.     

Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake     

Bob Hope

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.     

Bob Hope

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.     

Bob Hope

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!     

Bob Hope

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.     

Bob Hope

You haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.     

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things not the great occasions that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.     

Bob Hope

The home videos aren't as good, but they are seeming to get better.     

Bob Hope

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.     

Bob Hope

If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.     

Bob Hope

If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.     

Bob Hope

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.     

Bob Hope