Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old David Young quotes, David Young sayings, and David Young proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Punctuality: the art of guessing how late the other person is going to be.David Young
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.David Young
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If you want your wife to pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.David Young
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When a man and woman marry they become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.David Young
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Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering where he is.David Young
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You know the honeymoon is over when the husband takes his wife off the pedestal and puts her on a budget.David Young
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My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.David Young
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Gadget: Any mechanical device that performs a kitchen task in one-twentieth the time it takes to find it.David Young
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Old basketball players never die. They just sit in front of you at the movies.David Young
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A boss is someone who is early when you're late and late when you're early.David Young
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Punctuality: The art of guessing how late the other person is going to be.David Young
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Diplomacy: Telling your boss he has an open mind instead of telling him he has holes in his head.David Young
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It takes real talent to be able to apologize in a manner that makes the offended person feel guilty.David Young
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Kids will go upstairs to fetch something you're too lazy to fetch yourself - just for the fun of the trip. Of course they never come back with the thing you actually wanted.David Young
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Quiet does not necessarily mean you don't need to worry.David Young
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It is a mistake to believe that because a boy is quite, he is up to mischief; he may be asleep.David Young
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It is easier to suffer silence if everyone knows about it.
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