Doug Larson Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old doug larson quotes, doug larson sayings, and doug larson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.     

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Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.     

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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!     

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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.     

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Autumn is a season followed immediately by looking forward to spring.     

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Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours.     

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Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.      

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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.     

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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.     

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The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.     

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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.     

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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.     

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.     

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.     

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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.     

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.     

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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.     

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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.     

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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.     

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.     

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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.     

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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.     

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.     

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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.     

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.     

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.     

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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.     

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.     

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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.     

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.     

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