Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Doug Larson quotes, Doug Larson sayings, and Doug Larson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.Doug Larson
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.Doug Larson
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.Doug Larson
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.Doug Larson
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.Doug Larson
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.Doug Larson
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Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route.Doug Larson
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.Doug Larson
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson
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Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.Doug Larson
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.Doug Larson
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.Doug Larson
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Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.Doug Larson
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Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.Doug Larson
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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.Doug Larson
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!Doug Larson
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.Doug Larson
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.Doug Larson
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.Doug Larson
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.Doug Larson
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.Doug Larson
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Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.Doug Larson
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A clean basement, garage, and attic are signs of an empty life.Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.Doug Larson