Doug Larson Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Doug Larson quotes, Doug Larson sayings, and Doug Larson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
Bad news travels fast. Good news takes the scenic route. Doug Larson
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. Doug Larson
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. Doug Larson
Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings. Doug Larson
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. Doug Larson
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! Doug Larson
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. Doug Larson
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. Doug Larson
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe. Doug Larson
A clean basement, garage, and attic are signs of an empty life. Doug Larson
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson