Douglas Adams Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Douglas Adams quotes, Douglas Adams sayings, and Douglas Adams proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

The most misleading assumptions are the ones you don't even know you're making. Douglas Adams
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so. Douglas Adams
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays. Douglas Adams
So long, and thanks for all the fish! Douglas Adams
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. Douglas Adams
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Douglas Adams
A cup of tea would restore my normality. Douglas Adams
There is an art ... or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams
Another world, another day, another dawn. The early morning;s thinnest sliver of light appeared silently. Several billion trillion tons of super hot exploding hydrogen nuclei rose slowly above the horizon and managed to look small, cold, and slightly damp. Douglas Adams
There is a moment in ever dawn when light floats, there is the possibility of magic. Creation holds its breath. Douglas Adams
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong, it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair. Douglas Adams
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an airport' appear. Douglas Adams
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by. Douglas Adams
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams
I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse. Douglas Adams