Dov Davidoff Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old dov davidoff quotes, dov davidoff sayings, and dov davidoff proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Domestic abuse is wrong, but domestic retribution is okay.     

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Being proud of your nationality is like congratulating yourself for inheriting money.     

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Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.     

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The color red is associated with romance and blood, but not at the same time.     

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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.     

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Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.     

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If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? you may want to examine you're definition of close friend.     

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Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place.     

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Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social.     

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Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.     

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Water polo would be much more interesting if they hadn't gotten rid of the horses.     

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People who say life is precious don't spend much time on line at the airport.      

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Headphones aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.      

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Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.     

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Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.     

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Latin women enjoy being women more than other women.     

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The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.     

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Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.     

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People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn.     

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The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt     

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False humility is thinly veiled ego disguised as self confidence.     

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