Earl Wilson Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old earl wilson quotes, earl wilson sayings, and earl wilson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.     

Earl Wilson

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.     

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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.     

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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.     

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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.     

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.     

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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.     

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.     

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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.     

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.     

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Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.     

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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.     

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.     

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Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.     

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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.     

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Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.     

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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.     

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.      

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A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.     

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Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.     

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.     

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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.     

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If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.     

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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.     

Earl Wilson