Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Earl Wilson quotes, Earl Wilson sayings, and Earl Wilson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.Earl Wilson
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.Earl Wilson
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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.Earl Wilson
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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.Earl Wilson
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Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.Earl Wilson
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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.Earl Wilson
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You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.Earl Wilson
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.Earl Wilson
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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.Earl Wilson
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.Earl Wilson
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Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.Earl Wilson
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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.Earl Wilson
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Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.Earl Wilson
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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.Earl Wilson
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Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.Earl Wilson
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson
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A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.Earl Wilson
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Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.Earl Wilson
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.Earl Wilson
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.Earl Wilson
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Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.Earl Wilson
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A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.Earl Wilson
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Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.Earl Wilson
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For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.Earl Wilson
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Mountain climbers rope themselves together to prevent the sensible ones from going home.Earl Wilson
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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.Earl Wilson
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Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?Earl Wilson
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For the parents of a little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.Earl Wilson
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