Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Hindsight is good, foresight is better; but second sight is best of all.Evan Esar
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If you can't win, make the fellow ahead of you break the record.Evan Esar
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Consistency is a jewel, but too much jewelry is vulgar.Evan Esar
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The only place where you can find equality is in the cemetery.Evan Esar
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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.Evan Esar
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Charm is to a woman what perfume is to a flower.Evan Esar
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A cynic sees little to admire in the world, while the world sees even less to admire in him.Evan Esar
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A special skill, like speaking several languages, or keeping your mouth shut in one.Evan Esar
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A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit.Evan Esar
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The man who avoids debt doesn't have to worry about avoiding his creditors.Evan Esar
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When a schoolboy has original ideas, they are usually confined to spelling.Evan Esar
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Walking isn't a lost art — one must, by some means, get to the garage.Evan Esar
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This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.Evan Esar
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The most popular form of altruism is giving to others the advice you cannot use yourself.Evan Esar
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There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork fly in through the window.Evan Esar
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A gentleman farmer never dirties himself with the soil or soils himself with the dirt.Evan Esar
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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.Evan Esar
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The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired.Evan Esar
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Next time a man tells you talk is cheap, ask him if he knows how much a session of Congress costs.Evan Esar
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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.Evan Esar
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Tact is the ability to shut your mouth before someone else does it for you.Evan Esar
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Tact is giving a person a pat on the back when you feel like giving him a kick in the pants.Evan Esar
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Adam and Eve were the first of all unions to defy management.Evan Esar
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A lot of people get credit for being well-behaved simply because they haven't the money to be otherwise.Evan Esar
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Family: a social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with the closet space. Evan Esar
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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.Evan Esar
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It isn't the farmer that lives on the fat of the land; it's the fat of the land that lives on the farmer.Evan Esar
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The little boy who goes to the store and forgets what his mother sent him for, will probably grow up to be a congressman.Evan Esar
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A clever girl always seem to know less than the man she happens to be talking to.Evan Esar
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When a wife laughs at her husband's jokes, it's not because they are clever, but because she is.Evan Esar