Gene Perret Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old gene perret quotes, gene perret sayings, and gene perret proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.     

Gene Perret

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home, forever.'     

Gene Perret

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.     

Gene Perret

When you retire, you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you.      

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In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.     

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Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.     

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Like good wine, marriage gets better with age, once you learn to keep a cork in it.      

Gene Perret

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good, because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.     

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What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars worth of pleasure.     

Gene Perret

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.     

Gene Perret

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.     

Gene Perret

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.     

Gene Perret

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because grandfathers have only so many horsy rides in them.     

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We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.     

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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.     

Gene Perret

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.     

Gene Perret

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.     

Gene Perret

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it     

Gene Perret

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.     

Gene Perret

I'm now as free as the breeze — with roughly the same income.     

Gene Perret

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.     

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Laughter is the true brotherhood of man. At some time or another we've all done something that could be laughed at. Anyone who claims he hasn't is the most laughable of all.     

Gene Perret

Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? Because they suck it out of their grandparents.     

Gene Perret

My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.     

Gene Perret

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet.     

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I like to do nice things for my grandchildren like buy them those toys I’ve always wanted to play with.     

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Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.     

Gene Perret

Two managers were always arguing, blaming each other if anything went wrong. It got so bad that their boss finally called them in to talk about it. They started arguing as soon as they got into his office. The boss stopped them and said, "Let's get one thing straight here—I'm the one who is at fault. I hired both of you."     

Gene Perret

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.     

Gene Perret

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.      

Gene Perret