Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old George Bernard Shaw quotes, George Bernard Shaw sayings, and George Bernard Shaw proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.George Bernard Shaw
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Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.George Bernard Shaw
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People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.George Bernard Shaw
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.George Bernard Shaw
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If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.George Bernard Shaw
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If you injure your neighbor, better not do it by halves.George Bernard Shaw
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Alcohol...enables parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.George Bernard Shaw
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Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.George Bernard Shaw
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Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. George Bernard Shaw
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You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.George Bernard Shaw
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When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. I didn't want to be a failure, so I did ten times more work.George Bernard Shaw
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The roulette table pays nobody / except him that keeps it./ Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, / though a passion / for keeping roulette tables is unknown.George Bernard Shaw
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Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again everytime a child is born.George Bernard Shaw
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.George Bernard Shaw
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.George Bernard Shaw
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We sing in a church, why can we not dance there?George Bernard Shaw
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Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.George Bernard Shaw
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Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.George Bernard Shaw
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.George Bernard Shaw
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.George Bernard Shaw
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He knows nothing, and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.George Bernard Shaw
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Hinduism is so elastic and subtle that the most profound Methodist and crudest Idolator are equally at home with it. George Bernard Shaw
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Life is a flame that is always burning itself out, but it catches fire again everytime a child is born.George Bernard Shaw
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The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them. That's the essence of inhumanity.George Bernard Shaw
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport. When a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.George Bernard Shaw
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.George Bernard Shaw
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Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.George Bernard Shaw
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This is the true joy-the being used for the purpose recognized as a mighty one.George Bernard Shaw
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The Family is a petty despotism; . . . a school in which men learn to despise women and women to mistrust men (much more than is necessary); a slaughterhouse for children (the firstborn succumbing to unskilled treatment, the lastborn to neglect) . . . Unfortunately, we cannot as yet do without it; and therefore we put a good face on the matter by conferring upon it the conventional attribute of sacredness, and impudently proclaiming it the source of all the virtues it has well-nigh killed in us.George Bernard Shaw
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People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.George Bernard Shaw