Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old George Bernard Shaw quotes, George Bernard Shaw sayings, and George Bernard Shaw proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The churches must learn humility as well as teach it.George Bernard Shaw
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Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.George Bernard Shaw
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Independence? That's middle-class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.George Bernard Shaw
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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I've got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations. George Bernard Shaw
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Ive been a surgeon and a consultant for twenty years; and Ive never known a general practitioner right in his diagnosis yet. Bring them a perfectly simple case.George Bernard Shaw
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Walpole has no intellect. A mere surgeon. A wonderful operator but, after all, what is operating? . . . . Manual labour.George Bernard Shaw
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I have my own opinion, do not confuse it with the facts. George Bernard Shaw
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Englishmen never will be slaves: they are free to do whatever the government and public opinion allow them to do.George Bernard Shaw
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Never believe anything a writer tells you about himself. A man comes to believe in the end the lies he tells himself about himself.George Bernard Shaw
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This is the true joy-the being used for the purpose recognized as a mighty one.
George Bernard Shaw
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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.George Bernard Shaw
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First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.George Bernard Shaw
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The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.George Bernard Shaw
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In art, as in politics, there is no such thing as gratitude.George Bernard Shaw
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.George Bernard Shaw
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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says. He is always convinced that it says what he means.George Bernard Shaw
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The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor.George Bernard Shaw
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I’m only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.George Bernard Shaw
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In heaven an angel is nobody in particular.George Bernard Shaw
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I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worthwhile.George Bernard Shaw
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Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.George Bernard Shaw
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It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.George Bernard Shaw
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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.George Bernard Shaw
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Midway between youth and age like a man who has missed his train; too late for the last and too early for the next.George Bernard Shaw
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What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.George Bernard Shaw
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When the military man approaches, the world locks up its spoons and packs off its womankind.George Bernard Shaw
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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. George Bernard Shaw
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The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.George Bernard Shaw
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Alcohol is the anaesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.George Bernard Shaw