Helen Rowland Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Helen Rowland quotes, Helen Rowland sayings, and Helen Rowland proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Helen Rowland
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. Helen Rowland
You will never win if you never begin. Helen Rowland
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't understand one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. Helen Rowland
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. Helen Rowland
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and his higher nature -- and another woman to help him forget them. Helen Rowland
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. Helen Rowland
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. Helen Rowland
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. Helen Rowland
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Helen Rowland
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. Helen Rowland
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. Helen Rowland
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him. Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. Helen Rowland
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Helen Rowland
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. Helen Rowland
What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our yawns. Helen Rowland
Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. Helen Rowland
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet. Helen Rowland
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. Helen Rowland