Helen Rowland Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Helen Rowland quotes, Helen Rowland sayings, and Helen Rowland proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it. Helen Rowland
To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is ''misunderstood'' or that he is ''different''; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good. Helen Rowland
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland
Variety is the spice of love. Helen Rowland
The feminine vanity case is the grave of masculine illusions. Helen Rowland
A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him Helen Rowland
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. Helen Rowland
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. Helen Rowland
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. Helen Rowland
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. Helen Rowland
A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get. Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. Helen Rowland
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark. Helen Rowland
A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval. Helen Rowland
For one man's chin is as rough as another's, and one man's lies are as smooth as another's. Helen Rowland
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. Helen Rowland
The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith. Helen Rowland
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Helen Rowland
Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being ‘just like her mother! Helen Rowland
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. Helen Rowland
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. Helen Rowland
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced. Helen Rowland
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. Helen Rowland
After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her—and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. Helen Rowland
Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing. That is what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry. Helen Rowland
The tenderest spot in a man's makeup is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. Helen Rowland
Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. Helen Rowland
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. Helen Rowland