Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Helen Rowland quotes, Helen Rowland sayings, and Helen Rowland proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it.Helen Rowland
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To make a man perfectly happy tell him he works too hard, that he spends too much money, that he is ''misunderstood'' or that he is ''different''; none of this is necessarily complimentary, but it will flatter him infinitely more that merely telling him that he is brilliant, or noble, or wise, or good.Helen Rowland
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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. Helen Rowland
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Variety is the spice of love.Helen Rowland
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The feminine vanity case is the grave of masculine illusions.Helen Rowland
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A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets himHelen Rowland
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Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. Helen Rowland
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A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.Helen Rowland
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A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.Helen Rowland
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A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.Helen Rowland
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A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse.Helen Rowland
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A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.Helen Rowland
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A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.Helen Rowland
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It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark.Helen Rowland
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A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.Helen Rowland
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For one man's chin is as rough as another's, and one man's lies are as smooth as another's.Helen Rowland
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Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.Helen Rowland
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The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.Helen Rowland
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Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.Helen Rowland
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Eve had one advantage over all the rest of her sex. In his wildest moments of rage Adam never could accuse her of being ‘just like her mother!Helen Rowland
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Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.Helen Rowland
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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.Helen Rowland
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.Helen Rowland
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In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.Helen Rowland
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When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.Helen Rowland
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After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her—and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.Helen Rowland
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Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing. That is what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.Helen Rowland
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The tenderest spot in a man's makeup is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.Helen Rowland
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Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.Helen Rowland
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.Helen Rowland