Hunter S. Thompson Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old hunter s. thompson quotes, hunter s. thompson sayings, and hunter s. thompson proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Football fans share a universal language that cuts across many cultures and many personality types. A serious football fan is never alone. We are legion, and football is often the only thing we have in common.     

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Too weird to live, too rare to die!     

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Weird behavior is natural in smart children like curiosity is to a kitten.     

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.     

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Luck is a very thin wire between survival and disaster, and not many people can keep their balance on it.     

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Some may never live, but the crazy never die     

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If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.     

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He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time.     

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We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.     

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Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.     

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I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.     

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Good people drink good beer.     

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Good people drink good beer.     

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I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.     

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For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.     

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Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream     

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Love is the feeling you get when you like something as much as your motorcycle.     

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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.     

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You can turn back on a person, but you can never turn your back on a drug, especially when it's waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye.     

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A nervous blonde nymphet who thought that politics was some kind of game played by old people, like bridge.     

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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!     

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Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.     

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February is always a bad month for TV sports. Football is gone, basketball is plodding along in the annual midseason doldrums, and baseball is not even mentioned.     

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Not a wasted word. This has been a main point to my literary thinking all my life.     

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Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.     

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Victory is a fleeting thing in the gambling business. Today's winners are tomorrow's blinking toads, dumb beasts with no hope.     

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Gambling can turn into a dangerous two-way street when you least expect it. Weird things happen suddenly, and your life can go all to pieces.     

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Faster, Faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.     

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Liberalism itself has failed, and for a pretty good reason. It has been too often compromised by the people who represented it.     

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We must ride this strange torpedo out until the end.     

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