Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Jarod Kintz quotes, Jarod Kintz sayings, and Jarod Kintz proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I'm planting our futureJarod Kintz
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You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night.Jarod Kintz
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When congratulations are in order, I like to wait until they're out of order to offer a high five or enthusiastic pat on the back.Jarod Kintz
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Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.Jarod Kintz
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From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.Jarod Kintz
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I bought two items to get a third free, and then I returned the two. I should be Shopper of the Year.Jarod Kintz
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My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.Jarod Kintz
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If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.Jarod Kintz
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To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.Jarod Kintz
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If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.Jarod Kintz
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You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn't fit inside. But just because it won't fit, doesn't mean you shouldn't empty the trash.Jarod Kintz
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Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.Jarod Kintz
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I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction.Jarod Kintz
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The ability to gauge intelligence is itself a form of intelligence. Monkeys don't ponder how smart monkeys are. Ditto for politicians.Jarod Kintz
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Doors open up for you when you work hard. Doors also open up for you when you walk with a limp and act gimpy.Jarod Kintz
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Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.Jarod Kintz
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I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.Jarod Kintz
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Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey.Jarod Kintz
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Things aren't often what they appear to be at first blush. But embarrassment is.Jarod Kintz
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Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not keep those promises.Jarod Kintz
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At first sign of crisis, the ignorant don't panic because they don't know what's going on, and then later they panic precisely because they don't know what's going on.Jarod Kintz
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The most deadly combination known to man is low IQ and high testosterone.Jarod Kintz
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Too much nudity is a turn off. Especially if all that flesh is on one person.Jarod Kintz
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Gather the wheelchairs in a circle, and then summon the cripples. Would anybody care for a glass of discriminationJarod Kintz
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Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair. Jarod Kintz
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In the lobby of every business incubator there needs to be a bathtub, to get the ideas flowing. But to make it functional, it needs to be used as a fish tank. Jarod Kintz
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You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night.Jarod Kintz
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A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away.Jarod Kintz
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The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.Jarod Kintz
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Hungry and thirsty? Soup solves both problems at once.Jarod Kintz