Jarod Kintz Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old jarod kintz quotes, jarod kintz sayings, and jarod kintz proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent     

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Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that's just all part of not being famous.      

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Acne is nothing more than nature’s Braille.     

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Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries.     

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A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky.     

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A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don't hang it on the wall like that. It's upside down.     

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I'd love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks what it is I'd tell him it's a landscape painting of Key West from the perspective of an optimistic blind man.     

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The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of.     

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Make yourself interesting to history. Master some aspect of life, and then find a different area and do something crazy. Become a painter, then round up a herd of cattle and slaughter them with your bare hands. Then collect their blood and paint a mural memorializing their glorious death.     

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Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows.     

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Free time is the most expensive time you have because nobody pays for it but you. But that also makes it the most valuable time you have, as you alone stand to reap the profits from spending it wisely.     

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A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.     

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The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there.     

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I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.     

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For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest.     

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Goodbyes, they often come in waves.     

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