Jarod Kintz Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Jarod Kintz quotes, Jarod Kintz sayings, and Jarod Kintz proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent Jarod Kintz
Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that's just all part of not being famous. Jarod Kintz
Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries. Jarod Kintz
A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky. Jarod Kintz
A blank canvas is so abstract that only imagination can fill it. But wait! Don't hang it on the wall like that. It's upside down. Jarod Kintz
I'd love to try to sell a blank white canvas to an art dealer. And when he asks what it is I'd tell him it's a landscape painting of Key West from the perspective of an optimistic blind man. Jarod Kintz
The canvas isn’t empty. It’s full of whatever you imagine it to be full of. Jarod Kintz
Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows. Jarod Kintz
Free time is the most expensive time you have because nobody pays for it but you. But that also makes it the most valuable time you have, as you alone stand to reap the profits from spending it wisely. Jarod Kintz
A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister. Jarod Kintz
The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there. Jarod Kintz
I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off. Jarod Kintz
For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest. Jarod Kintz
Goodbyes, they often come in waves. Jarod Kintz
I’m wearing shoes made of sea foam, and I am here to seduce the elderly. If you brought the geriatrics, then I brought the jellyfish. Jarod Kintz
The price of gold is up 14 fold since last time I tried unfolding it. And laundry has declined two folds. Jarod Kintz
Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose. Jarod Kintz
In high school, I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated. Jarod Kintz
I poured a compass into my coffee, to give the flavor some direction. Jarod Kintz
One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people. Jarod Kintz
It's not who you know that matters it's who knows you that's important. Personal branding builds up your reputation to the point where you have a presence even in your absence. Jarod Kintz