Jesse Ventura Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old jesse ventura quotes, jesse ventura sayings, and jesse ventura proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.     

Jesse Ventura

I love my country, not my government.     

Jesse Ventura

Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!.     

Jesse Ventura

Wrestling is ballet with violence.     

Jesse Ventura

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.     

Jesse Ventura

Wrestling is ballet with violence.     

Jesse Ventura

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.     

Jesse Ventura

How come life in prison doesn't mean life? Until it does, we're not ready to do away with the death penalty. Stop thinking in terms of punishment for a minute and think in terms of safeguarding innocent people from incorrigible murderers.     

Jesse Ventura

Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.     

Jesse Ventura

Wrestling is ballet with violence.     

Jesse Ventura

The prohibition of drugs causes crime. You don't have to legalize, just decriminalize it.     

Jesse Ventura

Now our biggest environmental problems come from our own actions, our own choices, rather than pollution produced by big business.     

Jesse Ventura

The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.     

Jesse Ventura

Wrestling is ballet with violence.     

Jesse Ventura

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.     

Jesse Ventura

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.     

Jesse Ventura

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.     

Jesse Ventura

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle choices should be left up to us. What we do in our private lives is none of the government's business. That position rules out the Republican Party for me.     

Jesse Ventura

If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that - so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.     

Jesse Ventura

There is much more to being a patriot and a citizen than reciting the pledge or raising a flag.     

Jesse Ventura

Our secular constitution has enabled people of all world views to coexist in harmony, undivided by sectarian strife.     

Jesse Ventura