Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Josh Billings quotes, Josh Billings sayings, and Josh Billings proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.Josh Billings
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.Josh Billings
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.Josh Billings
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A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.Josh Billings
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A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.Josh Billings
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If men were stubborn just in proportion as they were right, stubbornness would take her seat among the virtues; but men are generally stubborn just in proportion as they are ignorant and wrong.Josh Billings
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True valor is like honesty; it enters into all that a man sees and does.Josh Billings
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If you believe you can do something, then you can acquire the ability to do it even if you didn't have it in the beginning.Josh Billings
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It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.Josh Billings
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Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.Josh Billings
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Titles are valuable; they make us acquainted with many persons who otherwise would be lost among the rubbish.Josh Billings
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One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.Josh Billings
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As a general thing, an individual who is neat in his person is neat in his morals.Josh Billings
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Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.Josh Billings
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Waves are inspiring not because they rise and fail, but because each time they fall. They never fail to rise again.Josh Billings
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There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.Josh Billings
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The unfortunate do not pity the unfortunate.Josh Billings
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Keep a cow, and then the milk won't have to be watered but once.Josh Billings
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When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. Josh Billings
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One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs.Josh Billings
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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.Josh Billings
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It is a darned sight easier to find six men who can tell exactly how a thing ought to be did than to find one who will do it.Josh Billings
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People who have nothing to say are never at a loss in talking. Josh Billings
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Never teach your child to be cunning or you may be certain you will be one of the very first victims of his shrewdness.Josh Billings
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Debt is a trap which man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.Josh Billings
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The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.Josh Billings
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The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.Josh Billings
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If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.Josh Billings
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There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.Josh Billings
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It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too.Josh Billings