Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Josh Billings quotes, Josh Billings sayings, and Josh Billings proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.Josh Billings
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There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven’t the time to enjoy it.Josh Billings
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One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.Josh Billings
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It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.Josh Billings
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Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.Josh Billings
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Remember the poor, it costs nothing.Josh Billings
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Fame is like a crop of Canada thistles, very easy to sew but hard to reap.Josh Billings
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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.Josh Billings
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No man is so poor that he can't afford to keep one dog, and I've seen them so poor that they could afford to keep three. Josh Billings
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Most people repent of their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.Josh Billings
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Caution, though very often wasted is a good risk to take.Josh Billings
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.Josh Billings
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Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing well those you do hold.Josh Billings
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Stupidity,--unconscious ignorance.Josh Billings
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Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess.Josh Billings
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I hate to be a kicker, I always long for peace, But the wheel that does the squeaking, is the one that gets the grease.Josh Billings
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Experience is a grindstone and it is lucky for us if we get brightened by it— not ground.Josh Billings
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Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They're different breeds of dogs.Josh Billings
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Ambition is like a treadmill...you no sooner get to the end of it then you begin again.Josh Billings
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Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.Josh Billings
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Credit is like chastity, they can both stand temptation better than suspicion.Josh Billings
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Revenge holds the cup to the lips of another but drinks the dregs itself.Josh Billings
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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.Josh Billings
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There is a great multitude of individuals who are like blind mules, anxious enough to kick, but can't tell where.Josh Billings
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Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.Josh Billings
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Love is said to be blind, but I know lots of fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I can.Josh Billings
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You'd better not know so much than know so many things that ain't so.Josh Billings