Joss Whedon Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old joss whedon quotes, joss whedon sayings, and joss whedon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will.     

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Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.     

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I'm not a leader now. I'm a whole damn army.     

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I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar!     

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Everything is a drug. Family, art, causes, new shoes... We're all just tweaking our chem to avoid the void.     

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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.     

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Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.     

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Faith in God means believing absolutely in something with no proof whatsoever. Faith in humanity means believing absolutely in something with a huge amount of proof to the contrary. We are the true believers.     

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Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.     

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I had older brothers, and I don't think there's anything worse than an older brother. They pretty much told me the end of everything they got to see before I did.     

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Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.     

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The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear.     

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Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there.     

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The secret to multitasking is that it isn't actually multitasking. It's just extreme focus and organization.     

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If you try to multitask in the classic sense of doing two things at once, what you end up doing is quasi-tasking. It's like being with children. You have to give it your full attention for however much time you have, and then you have to give something else your full attention.     

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The misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who's confronted with it.     

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Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.     

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Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will.     

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Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.     

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If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.     

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If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.     

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Never sit at a table you can't walk away from.     

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