Lewis Carroll Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old lewis carroll quotes, lewis carroll sayings, and lewis carroll proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there.     

Lewis Carroll

If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.     

Lewis Carroll

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.     

Lewis Carroll

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.     

Lewis Carroll

She's in that state of mind that she wants to deny something -only she doesn't know what to deny!     

Lewis Carroll

Begin at the beginning, and go on till you come to the end: then stop.     

Lewis Carroll

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.     

Lewis Carroll

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise.     

Lewis Carroll

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.     

Lewis Carroll

One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.     

Lewis Carroll

Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.     

Lewis Carroll

Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop.     

Lewis Carroll

Courtesy is a small act but it packs a mighty wallop.     

Lewis Carroll

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.     

Lewis Carroll

There's no use in comparing one's feelings between one day and the next; you must allow a reasonable interval, for the direction of change to show itself.     

Lewis Carroll

Where one is hopelessly undecided as to what to say, there (as Confucius would have said, if they had given him the opportunity) silence is golden.     

Lewis Carroll

A thick stick in one's hand makes people respectful.     

Lewis Carroll

The sea was wet as wet could be, the sands were dry as dry. You could not see a cloud, because no cloud was in the sky.     

Lewis Carroll

You shouldn’t make jokes if it makes you so unhappy.     

Lewis Carroll

I wonder if that's the reason Insects are so fond of flying into candles - because they want to turn into Snap-dragon-flies!     

Lewis Carroll

There comes a pause, for human strength will not endure to dance without cessation; and everyone must reach the point at length of absolute prostration.     

Lewis Carroll

They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care; They pursued it with forks and hope; They threatened its life with a railway-share; They charmed it with smiles and soap.     

Lewis Carroll

What I tell you three times is true.     

Lewis Carroll

I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.     

Lewis Carroll