Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Mark Twain quotes, Mark Twain sayings, and Mark Twain proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.Mark Twain
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Citizenship is what makes a republic; monarchies can get along without itMark Twain
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Comparison is the death of joy.Mark Twain
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Be careless in your dress if you must, but keep a tidy soul.Mark Twain
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It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.Mark Twain
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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.Mark Twain
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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.Mark Twain
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No one has ever seen a Republican mass meeting that was devoid of the perception of the ludicrous.Mark Twain
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.Mark Twain
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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of itMark Twain
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.Mark Twain
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.Mark Twain
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.Mark Twain
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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.Mark Twain
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.Mark Twain
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A baby is an inestimable blessing.Mark Twain
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To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.Mark Twain
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When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.Mark Twain
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Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.Mark Twain
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Perfect grammar--persistent, continuous, sustained--is the fourth dimension, so to speak: many have sought it, but none has found it.Mark Twain
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A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.Mark Twain
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.Mark Twain
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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.Mark Twain
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It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.Mark Twain
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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.Mark Twain
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.Mark Twain
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The lack of money is the root of all evil.Mark Twain
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Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.Mark Twain
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October: This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.Mark Twain
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.Mark Twain