Mason Cooley Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Mason Cooley quotes, Mason Cooley sayings, and Mason Cooley proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress. Mason Cooley
The routines of tourism are even more monotonous than those of daily life. Mason Cooley
Jokes are unanswerable objections. Mason Cooley
The noble style immobilizes its subjects. Mason Cooley
Mistakes are the only universal form of originality. Mason Cooley
Without a little negligence, life would be intolerable. Mason Cooley
Rescue someone unwilling to look after himself, and he will cling to you like a dangerous illness. Mason Cooley
Fame is fickle, but Obscurity is usually faithful to the end. Mason Cooley
Sometimes the only way to become grounded is to hit bottom. Mason Cooley
Good manners can render even virtue tolerable. Mason Cooley
Observe decorum, and it will open a path to morality. Mason Cooley
If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. Mason Cooley
The Puritan sours his pleasures by disguising them as duties. Mason Cooley
The sage belongs to the same obsolete repertory as the virtuous maiden and the enlightened monarch. Mason Cooley
If your nose is up in the air, you cannot see where you are going. Mason Cooley
Ideology has shaped the very sofa on which I sit. Mason Cooley
The powerless worship Luck and Fate. Mason Cooley
The more powerless people are, the longer they are kept waiting. Mason Cooley
A goldfish is reason enough for living, if someone needs a reason. Mason Cooley
Under attack, sentiments harden into dogma. Mason Cooley
Innocence is thought charming because it offers delightful possibilities for exploitation. Mason Cooley
Revenge is sweet but not nourishing. Mason Cooley
The time I kill is killing me. Mason Cooley
Regret leads to overeating and naps. Mason Cooley
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it. Mason Cooley
Self-hatred and self-love are equally self-centered. Mason Cooley
Reality is the name we give to our disappointments. Mason Cooley
I know that I am what I am. But I am not sure what I am. Mason Cooley
Make the expectations lively enough, and action will follow. Mason Cooley
Originality finds the unexpected but inevitable next step. Mason Cooley