Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Nora Ephron quotes, Nora Ephron sayings, and Nora Ephron proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Marriages come and go, but divorces are forever.Nora Ephron
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When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.Nora Ephron
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.Nora Ephron
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.Nora Ephron
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Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.Nora Ephron
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.Nora Ephron
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Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.Nora Ephron
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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.Nora Ephron
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.Nora Ephron
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.Nora Ephron
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Eat every meal as if it's your last; when the last one comes, you probably won't be very hungry.Nora Ephron
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.Nora Ephron
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Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.Nora Ephron
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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.Nora Ephron
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If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.Nora Ephron
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Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is, which of course is not that your looks are falling apart, but that you are falling apart and some-day you will have fallen apart and ceased to exist.Nora Ephron
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Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.Nora Ephron
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Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.Nora Ephron
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If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.Nora Ephron
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Plastic surgery is one of the ways that people deal with the aging process. And I don't mean by using it as a form of denial, but as a kind of negotiation with it.Nora Ephron
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Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is, which of course is not that your looks are falling apart, but that you are falling apart and some-day you will have fallen apart and ceased to exist.Nora Ephron
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Nothing like mashed potatoes when you're feeling blue. Nothing like getting into bed with a bowl of hot mashed potatoes already loaded with butter, and methodically adding a thin, cold slice of butter to every forkful.Nora Ephron
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Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.Nora Ephron
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Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.Nora Ephron
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Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.Nora Ephron
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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.Nora Ephron
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You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.Nora Ephron
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.Nora Ephron
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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.Nora Ephron
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You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.Nora Ephron