Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old P.g. Wodehouse quotes, P.g. Wodehouse sayings, and P.g. Wodehouse proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.P.G. Wodehouse
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Golf? is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.P.G. Wodehouse
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If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.P.G. Wodehouse
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Red hair, sir, in my opinion, is dangerous.P.G. Wodehouse
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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.P.G. Wodehouse
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Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin.P.G. Wodehouse
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He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do. P.G. Wodehouse
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A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.P.G. Wodehouse
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Love,' she said, 'seems to pump me full of vitamins. It makes me feel as if the sun were shining and my hat was right and my shoes were right and my frock was right and my stockings were right, and somebody had just left me ten thousand a year.'P.G. Wodehouse
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He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.P.G. Wodehouse
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To find a man's true character, play golf with him.P.G. Wodehouse
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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.P.G. Wodehouse
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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.P.G. Wodehouse
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Luck is a goddess not to be coerced and forcibly wooed by those who seek her favors.P.G. Wodehouse
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I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain. Perfect rot, of course.P.G. Wodehouse
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It was my uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of medical thought.P.G. Wodehouse
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. P.G. Wodehouse
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.P.G. Wodehouse
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He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.P.G. Wodehouse
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Naturally a detective doesn't want to look like a detective, and give the whole thing away right at the start.P.G. Wodehouse
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A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life’s gas-pipe with a lighted candle.P.G. Wodehouse
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To say that New York came up to its advance billing would be the baldest of understatements. Being there was like being in heaven without going to all the bother and expense of dying.P.G. Wodehouse
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It is no use telling me that there are bad aunts and good aunts. At the core, they are all alike. Sooner or later, out pops the cloven hoof.P.G. Wodehouse
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.P.G. Wodehouse
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There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.P.G. Wodehouse
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“And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”P.G. Wodehouse