Ricky Gervais Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old ricky gervais quotes, ricky gervais sayings, and ricky gervais proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Where there's a will, there's a relative.     

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Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.     

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Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.     

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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.     

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Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.     

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You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad.     

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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.     

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Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational.     

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Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible.     

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Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside     

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Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.     

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Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.     

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Body language is more powerful than words.     

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If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.     

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Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better.     

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Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.     

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Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.     

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A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.     

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