Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Ricky Gervais quotes, Ricky Gervais sayings, and Ricky Gervais proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Where there's a will, there's a relative.Ricky Gervais
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Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.Ricky Gervais
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Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.Ricky Gervais
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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.Ricky Gervais
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Same-sex marriage is not a gay privilege, it's equal rights.Ricky Gervais
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You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad.Ricky Gervais
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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.Ricky Gervais
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Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational.Ricky Gervais
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Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible.Ricky Gervais
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Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the insideRicky Gervais
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Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.Ricky Gervais
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Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.Ricky Gervais
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Body language is more powerful than words.Ricky Gervais
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If I do eat meat, it's got to be ethical. I want to know that it lived a great life before it was killed humanely.Ricky Gervais
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Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better.Ricky Gervais
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Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.Ricky Gervais
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Being an atheist makes someone a clearer thinking, fairer person. They [atheists] are not doing things to be rewarded in heaven; they're doing things because they're right, because they live by a moral code.Ricky Gervais
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A world without any lies at all is not a good world, because it's artless and because there are no white lies, no flattery.Ricky Gervais
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I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing.Ricky Gervais
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Animal lovers are a special breed of humans, generous of spirit, full of empathy, perhaps a little prone to sentimentality, and with hearts as big as a cloudless sky. Ricky Gervais
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They're just having a bad day. Sometimes they don't think, they get caught up. They're just trying to survive.Ricky Gervais
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I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.Ricky Gervais
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The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.'Ricky Gervais